Cracked Media
●Contact

No funnels. No discovery decks. Just tell us what's on.

Email, call, or use the form below. Tell us what you're building, roughly where it's at, and what good would look like in a year. We read everything and reply like humans, usually within a day.

●New business & everything elsehello@crackedmedia.co.uk

0114 204 1542

Putting on a show rather than building a brand? Cracked Events ↗ handles venues, production and promotion, from 80 cap up to 1,500.

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●Send it over

Start with a sentence. We'll take it from there.

●What happens next

Three steps, no theatre.

01

You send a sentence

A rough one is fine. What you're building and roughly where it's at. No brief template, no discovery form.

02

We reply properly

Usually within a day, from a human, with actual thoughts on it — not an automated calendar link and a holding message.

03

We scope it together

If it's a fit you get a plan and a price. If it isn't, we'll say so plainly and point you at someone better suited.

●Before you write

Who we're good for, and who we're not.

Good fits
  • Ecommerce brands with real product behind them
  • Venues, promoters and touring artists
  • Regulated categories — CBD, seed banks — where other agencies flinch
  • Teams who want senior people doing the work, not account handlers
Probably not us
  • Anyone shopping purely on being the cheapest
  • Briefs that need forty slides before anything ships
  • Growth hacks, hustle and vanity metrics
  • Work we couldn't put our name on

Not sure which side you land on? Write anyway — we'd rather tell you straight than have you wonder.